Hug your local Hipster

No one ever admits to being a hipster, but that's okay because they are easily identified by their American Spirit cigarettes and their PBR filled beer guts spilling over their slim-to-skinny jeans. Even though I'd secretly like to be a hipster, I know that I'm too poor, I shop at Ikea way too much, and I am too afraid of bicycles to be a real hipster. However, I recognize that hipsters are an important part of our society. After all, as an over-educated asian woman raised in suburban privilege who else can I make fun of and still be politically correct?