Things I do on the internet instead of studying for the Bar.

1. Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Compilations. I have concluded that society imposes arbitrary and inefficient rules, against which we all should rebel.

2. Look at sperm donors. Just one thought, if these donors were on eharmony, online dating would have a much better reputation.

3. Check out the Best of Craigslist. Craig's list is not just for random sex and shady 'investment' opportunities, it is also an outlet for true rage and disgust.

4. Shop for shit I don't even want. I now have a brand new vegetable peeler. Not the boring type, the type that shreds vegetables to be exactly 1/2 centimeter thick and 1 centimeter wide.

5. Compulsively create online budgets for the next 5 years. As if, I have no money.

6. Do Google searches on people I don't even talk to any more. Just in case anyone is wondering, my high school crush from a million years ago committed suicide 4 years ago (btw, he was first year law - no joke). I guess we are definitely not going to date.

7. Look for new blogs to read. Juan Cole is my new internet flame.

8. Start posts and then immediately delete them. (I need my own Bania - "That is Gold, Bekah. Gold!")

So yeah, when I fail the bar, this is why.